The Language of Love

 

I have only been single for about a year now after getting out of a six plus year relationship.  I would like to say I have dated two people after my break up but during my six year exclusion from the mating game the definitions have changed dramatically.  Even the word definition is a big no no [...]

Ask Lola: about your gay boyfriend.

Lola
I have been dating a 25 year old man who I think is gay. We have never had sex. He loves mani-pedies and he has the best taste in home decor. The problem is that he is soooo much fun. He is a very funny guy and we always have a [...]

Can I just say: Denise Richards is so complicated!

Ok. Has anyone seen the new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated ? I only saw a few minutes of it and I have to say it hooked me in. She is a big titted whore who openly and candidly talks about stealing Heather Locklear’s husband and various other slutty things. [...]

Can I just say: Barbara Walters hates Star Jones!

Last Monday, Barbara Walters went on Oprah to hype her new book, talk about her insatiable cock lust and her disdain for fat people, Star Jones in particular.
What Barbara said was: Star was so fat she could barely walk on to the set of The View and that her breathing was so labored, that [...]

Can I just say: Cardinal Egan is an idiot!

Cardinal Edward Egan made a public announcement slamming New York’s ex mayor Rudy Giuliani for receiving communion during the pope’s visit, because of Rudy’s stance on abortion rights. Apparently Giuliani made an agreement not to take part in receiving communion when he was mayor.
Are you kidding?
Egan went on to say that he is [...]

Can I just say: They told you so!

Star Jones’ marriage to her “gay” husband is over. I feel bad for her. The poor thing really seemed to think he was the one, despite everyone and their sister screaming “HE’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Well no one knows what really happened but I’m pretty sure that her lack of a dick caused the [...]

Can I just say: Rob Lowe’s house staff sucks!

Call me old fashioned but what happened to integrity? It is being reported that the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s office has contacted Rob Lowe and offered him help with an alleged extortion plot by an ex-employee. According to TMZ.com, the police offered to launch a criminal investigation but Lowe refused.
Hmm…
The actor [...]

Can I just say: Playgirl wants Elliot Spitzer!

I just heard that Playgirl is offering Elliot Spitzer alot of money to pose nude! You know he won’t do it but his career’s over. Why not? I would buy that issue out of sheer curiosity.
I still can’t get my head around the whole “I want to keep my socks on.” [...]

Can I just say: American Idol sucks!

OK I’m almost ashamed to admit it but American Idol has been one of my favorite shows since it started. I am an adult man but when it comes to that show I’m a 14 year old girl. That said, this year sucks. What bothers me most is that all these kids [...]

Can I just say: Politicians fuck whores and do drugs.

Today I was reading that Governor David Paterson admitted to “trying” cocaine and Marijuana. What next? Personally I don’t care. What’s in the past is in the past. But every other day something else comes out that this guy has admitted to doing. I’m waiting for two weeks from now [...]