OK so I’m reading the paper today and everone is talking about the potential vice president Sarah Palin. I love how Republicans can put a spin on anything. California Republican Party Chairman Ron Nehring said:“She cuts taxes and shoots moose. That’s Governor Palin” Meghan McCaine said about Palin’s 17 year old […]
I am here in Nassau in the Bahamas and it is a fucking crazy place! There is a serial killer that is targeting gay men and the papers call him the “Sissy Killer”! Can you believe that shit? I can’t. The public, the government and the local churches don’t care about […]
I hate to even bring her name up again but I just watched The Hills and this is funny. Heidi Montag, who last week was quoted as saying she was voting for John McCain for president, is once again in the news. It turns out that she’s not even registered to vote. […]
Heidi Montag recently told US Magazine that she is voting for McCain because “I’m a republican and John McCain has alot of experience.” Whew! I’m sure the McCain camp are all high five-ing in celebration…or not.
That poor thing can’t even choose a decent boyfriend. How the fuck is anyone supposed […]
I watched Scarface when it first came out, and I loved it, but I knew it was a movie. When I went back to school I imitated the accent and recited the lines, but I didn’t go out and buy a white suit with a black silk shirt and begin snorting cocaine off of the […]
I remember when I was in the first gulf war. The Iraqi artillery fire was walking down on our location, My humvee had been capsized by a land mine, and my best friend Sgt. Attaway was pinned beneath the vehicle. Oh yeah, he was also paralyzed…and about to be attacked by a deadly desert scorpion. […]
Today I was reading that Governor David Paterson admitted to “trying” cocaine and Marijuana. What next? Personally I don’t care. What’s in the past is in the past. But every other day something else comes out that this guy has admitted to doing. I’m waiting for two weeks from now […]
I honestly don’t know what to say. Every post I have written has been about sex. It’s not that I’m some pervert who obsesses over other people’s sex lives…at least that’s what I keep telling myself. Seriously, today I woke up and said to myself “Self, I am not going to write […]
I’ll be damned! Just when I think I can bring myself to like Hillary Clinton again they pull out an ancient relic from the past to muck things up. ‘Almost’ VP Geraldine Ferraro, that’s right Geraldine, Geraldine, say it twice cause that bitch is mean, Ferraro. Okay yes, I am an African-American man and yes, […]
Happy St. Patricks day!! Here’s a story about an Irish man and his exes. I love this one! An ex driver for James McGreevey said yesterday that he participated in threesomes with the former governor of New Jersey and his former wife Dina Matos McGreevey. Well alright!
Theodore Pederson said that they […]