The Wizard of Slobs

 

When I was a sophomore in college, I decided to audition for the local children’s theatre during summer break.  I looked forward to it as it was my first paying acting job.  The show for that summer was the Wizard of Oz, I was casted as Glenda the good witch. The wicked witch was played by [...]

The Language of Love

 

I have only been single for about a year now after getting out of a six plus year relationship.  I would like to say I have dated two people after my break up but during my six year exclusion from the mating game the definitions have changed dramatically.  Even the word definition is a big no no [...]

Kitty the Stair Nazi

 
She knew it was Friday and tonight would be her first shift as a junior security guard at the stadium. This made Kitty almost giddy.  She was the youngest girl of four children and her entire life was riddled with other people bossing her around and having to defend herself when she felt the need [...]

Can I just say: Madonna wants to adopt Tom Cruise!

Clearly all the good causes are taken right now so Madonna has chosen one that I feel is very worthy. Fuck sickle cell anemia and breast cancer! More people ought to be coming to the defense of Tom Cruise.
When asked by reporters how she felt about Tom Cruise being a Scientologist, the material [...]

Can I just say: Madonna ruins everything!

This might not seem like a big deal to some but to me it is cataclysmic! Rumor has it that Madonna wants to star in a remake of Casablanca! She and her representatives have been shopping the project around, an anonymous Hollywood source told Showbizspy.com. “The reception has been luke warm to [...]