Hello, it’s me, Lolo Falana, full of fire and ready to help you see the light! Got a problem? Well share your pain with the world. Send momma your dirty drawz, and I’ll help you shout them stains out! I hold a P.H.D in reality, and I only speak the truth.
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“So, I said oh yeah? Well you can just get the hell out of here loser! Nobody can stand to see the sight of you anyway!” my friend Brian reenacted the ending minutes of his relationship with his boyfriend Rodger, “And then he was like Fuck you! And I said oh no, no, no, you […]

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I remember when I was in the first gulf war. The Iraqi artillery fire was walking down on our location, My humvee had been capsized by a land mine, and my best friend Sgt. Attaway was pinned beneath the vehicle. Oh yeah, he was also paralyzed…and about to be attacked by a deadly desert scorpion. […]

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Hello, It’s me, Lolo Falana, full of fire and ready to help you see the light! Got a problem? Well share your pain with the world. Send momma your dirty drawz, and I’ll help you shout them stains out! I hold a P.H.D in reality, and I only speak the truth.
What’s your issue?
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