Horoscope June 1st - 7th

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Celebrity cocksandwich.net Birthday of the week!!
A very special Happy Birthday goes out to the beautiful and talented Liz Hamilton!!!! Liz, you are the wind beneath my wings!!
 Aries- The Ram
I know Carrie is your favorite from Sex and the City and I know you wanted to try dressing like her…that is exactly why that queen slapped […]

Horoscopes April 27 - May 3

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Celebrity Horoscope of the Week!
 Happy Birthday Leah!!! Cocksandwich.net loves you!!

 Aries - The Ram
Nice job with your hair…looks like someone has been drinking in the middle of the afternoon again.
Taurus - The Bull
It’s time to start putting down people that you feel you are superior to. I know it feels good right?!
 Gemini- The Twins
Both bestest […]

Horoscopes April 6th - April 12th

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Celebrity Birthdays of the Week!

JT Arbogast- April 12 - Happy Birthday JT!! JT you complete me!
Aries - The Ram
Do you have that not so fresh feeling? Yeah, well you have that not so fresh smell too… 
 Taurus- The Bull
Tell me is it crowded in the center of the universe?
Gemini- The Twins
It sucks you are bummed about that […]

Horoscopes March 30th-April 5th

Horoscopes
Celebrity Birthdays of the Week!

Mike Novilla- April 1 - I think this picture says it all Happy Birthday sunshine!
Aries - The Ram
I think Jesus might hate you…no reason in particular just a hunch… 
 Taurus- The Bull
You might want to stuff those feelings way down deep inside. No one wants to see you cry, seriously, it’s gross when snot […]