Can I just say: It must be “Gay Day”!

What a weird day. Lindsay Lohan finally admits to having a romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson and Clay Aiken finally comes out of the closet.
I get the whole Lindsay Lohan thing. I mean she was just living her life and choosing not to comment on it. She was basically dating the ever […]

Ask Lola: about your girlfriend’s bad habits.

Lola I started dating this amazing girl about two weeks ago. She is everything a guy could ask for except for one thing. We had sex for the first time last week and it was great but every time I have gone down on her since, she farts. At first I ignored it […]

Ask Lola: about your gay boyfriend.

Lola
I have been dating a 25 year old man who I think is gay. We have never had sex. He loves mani-pedies and he has the best taste in home decor. The problem is that he is soooo much fun. He is a very funny guy and we always have a […]

Can i just say: Never put your baby in the freezer!

I want to give a big shout out to Christine Hutchinson of Pittsburgh PA! That crazy bitch put her dead fetus in the freezer and just left it there. Someone came over looking for Tater Tots or Di J’orno Frozen Pizza but all they found was four pounds of frozen misfortune.
Now […]

Can I just say: Paula Abdul was straight up on something on American Idol!

I love Paula Abdul for just saying fuck it. I can get all fucked up on national television and aint no one gonna stop me. At least that’s how I saw it.
The other night on American Idol, Paula was judging Jason Castro after his first song of the night and seemed […]

Ask Lolo Falanna: Girl Fight!!!

Hello, it’s me, Lolo Falana, full of fire and ready to help you see the light! Got a problem? Well share your pain with the world. Send momma your dirty drawz, and I’ll help you shout them stains out! I hold a P.H.D in reality, and I only speak the truth.
What’s your issue?
Dear Lolo,

I hate […]

Ask Lolo Falanna: Bark is worse than the bite

Hello, It’s me, Lolo Falana, full of fire and ready to help you see the light! Got a problem? Well share your pain with the world. Send momma your dirty drawz, and I’ll help you shout them stains out! I hold a P.H.D in reality, and I only speak the truth.
What’s your issue?
“Dear Lolo, My […]