Can I just say: They told you so!

Star Jones’ marriage to her “gay” husband is over. I feel bad for her. The poor thing really seemed to think he was the one, despite everyone and their sister screaming “HE’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Well no one knows what really happened but I’m pretty sure that her lack of a dick caused the […]

Can I just say: The New York Post hates Jimmy Carter!

For real. The New York Post printed an article in their Post Opinion section called “Tea With Terrorists”, slamming the ex president for meeting with Hamas head honcho Khaled Meshaal. Technically it is an opinion but it is not MINE, and that is where I feel they have crossed the line. Read […]

Can I just say: Oklahoma turns prisoners into sex slaves!

Seriously! Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess resigned Wednesday as state prosecutors filed 35 felony charges against him, including 14 counts of second degree rape, 7 counts of forcible oral sodomy and 5 counts of bribery by a public official. Turns out that Burgess bribed and coerced female inmates so they could be used […]

Can I just say: Naomi Cambell is a crazy bitch!

I love Naomi Campbell. She doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything. I am so glad her anger management classes payed off!
Police are now accusing the model of shouting racial slurs at officers at London’s Heathrow Airport last week.
Britain’s The Sun reports that Cambpell called a police officer […]

Can I just say: Good luck Jack Kevorkian!

Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian announced that he intends to run for congress as an independant. OK… There is really nothing I can add to this except “Good luck Jack!”.

Can I just say: What a triumph Britney!!

All yesterday and today I kept hearing about Britney Spears’ guest spot on “How I met your mother”. E News actually captioned their coverage of it as “Brittany’s triumph”. Triumph? They actually used the word triumph. I’m sorry but did I miss the coverage of her getting her kids back? […]