Horoscopes

 
Aries- “The Ram” (March 21-April 20)
Love might be in your near future however a rash could quickly follow.
 
 
Taurus- “The Bull” (April 21-May 21)
Try to avoid anyone who is balding, wearing blue or listening to an i-pod. If this describes you, do your best to avoid yourself.
 

Gemini- “The Twins” (May 22-June21)
Looking for love? Well as the […]

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Horoscopes

Aries- “The Ram” (March 21-April 20)
Feeling a little heavy after the holidays? It might be time to adopt that Dexatrim, coffee and cigarette diet you’ve been threatening to start. If that seems too extreme avoid looking at anything that reflects your likeness.
 
Taurus- “The Bull” (April 21-May 21)
Do not attempt using a British accent to […]

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