Can I just say: Sex in the City is the number one movie!

Ok. I saw SITC on opening night and I had to just offer up a simple observation: Fags and Chicks love this movie. Girls were decked out in skirts, gowns and heels to see a movie. I was impressed that anyone cares that much. I guess I’m an asshole after […]

Can I just say: God will finance your loan!

In today’s METRO in the opinion section, the very bright and innovative Omar L. Branch has some sage advice on dealing with todays economy. He was quoted as saying:
“If you continue to be obedient to God by tithing 10 percent of your earnings and follow the biblical principals to financial prosperity, you will not […]

Can I just say: Denise Richards is so complicated!

Ok. Has anyone seen the new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated ? I only saw a few minutes of it and I have to say it hooked me in. She is a big titted whore who openly and candidly talks about stealing Heather Locklear’s husband and various other slutty things. […]

Can I just say: Barbara Walters hates Star Jones!

Last Monday, Barbara Walters went on Oprah to hype her new book, talk about her insatiable cock lust and her disdain for fat people, Star Jones in particular.
What Barbara said was: Star was so fat she could barely walk on to the set of The View and that her breathing was so labored, that […]

Can i just say: Never put your baby in the freezer!

I want to give a big shout out to Christine Hutchinson of Pittsburgh PA! That crazy bitch put her dead fetus in the freezer and just left it there. Someone came over looking for Tater Tots or Di J’orno Frozen Pizza but all they found was four pounds of frozen misfortune.
Now […]

Can I just say: Paula Abdul was straight up on something on American Idol!

I love Paula Abdul for just saying fuck it. I can get all fucked up on national television and aint no one gonna stop me. At least that’s how I saw it.
The other night on American Idol, Paula was judging Jason Castro after his first song of the night and seemed […]

Can I just say: Cardinal Egan is an idiot!

Cardinal Edward Egan made a public announcement slamming New York’s ex mayor Rudy Giuliani for receiving communion during the pope’s visit, because of Rudy’s stance on abortion rights. Apparently Giuliani made an agreement not to take part in receiving communion when he was mayor.
Are you kidding?
Egan went on to say that he is […]

Can I just say: They told you so!

Star Jones’ marriage to her “gay” husband is over. I feel bad for her. The poor thing really seemed to think he was the one, despite everyone and their sister screaming “HE’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Well no one knows what really happened but I’m pretty sure that her lack of a dick caused the […]

Can I just say: Madonna wants to adopt Tom Cruise!

Clearly all the good causes are taken right now so Madonna has chosen one that I feel is very worthy. Fuck sickle cell anemia and breast cancer! More people ought to be coming to the defense of Tom Cruise.
When asked by reporters how she felt about Tom Cruise being a Scientologist, the material […]

Can I just say: The New York Post hates Jimmy Carter!

For real. The New York Post printed an article in their Post Opinion section called “Tea With Terrorists”, slamming the ex president for meeting with Hamas head honcho Khaled Meshaal. Technically it is an opinion but it is not MINE, and that is where I feel they have crossed the line. Read […]