I have only been single for about a year now after getting out of a six plus year relationship. I would like to say I have dated two people after my break up but during my six year exclusion from the mating game the definitions have changed dramatically. Even the word definition is a big no no […]
She knew it was Friday and tonight would be her first shift as a junior security guard at the stadium. This made Kitty almost giddy. She was the youngest girl of four children and her entire life was riddled with other people bossing her around and having to defend herself when she felt the need […]
For the ten people who like to visit our site and read our rantings I would like to apologize for the slow down in material. We think this might have occurred due to the alien abduction we experienced recently. I was completely unaware that anal probing on those ships is followed by tequila shots and decent […]
Greetings Again Kids!
If you have a hankering for sea food and don’t always know if you are acting like “yourself”, you might enjoy this week’s culinary snack. I call this recipe Dissociative Identity Disorder crab cakes or aka. Damn these crab cakes are splitting up my personality or aka. I can’t make up my mind about […]
I was recently watching the boob tube when a linty of diet programs came on. I looked at the people giving their testimonials and thought, some of these people could stand to lose a few more pounds. When you hear people who have been successful on a diet say things like “I finally have a waistline […]
Minnie anxiously arrived at work on Monday, it was her first month as the Assistant Coordinator Supervisor to the Executive Assistant Head of Supervising who reported to the Tier One Head of Supervising. She went through her daily routine arranging her desk so everything was in its place. She often pictured the cleaning people carelessly moving […]
Greetings!
This week’s recipe is in honor of a little holiday we at CS are very fond of, 4.20. So for those of you that enjoy cartoons, complex carbs and really pretty colors you might enjoy the following recipe.
I like to call this one “Dude, these brownies are dope!”
What you will need:
Brownie mix
an egg
vegetable oil
water
Fiber(Some of […]
Horoscopes
Celebrity Birthdays of the Week!
JT Arbogast- April 12 - Happy Birthday JT!! JT you complete me!
Aries - The Ram
Do you have that not so fresh feeling? Yeah, well you have that not so fresh smell too…
Taurus- The Bull
Tell me is it crowded in the center of the universe?
Gemini- The Twins
It sucks you are bummed about that […]
“So, I said oh yeah? Well you can just get the hell out of here loser! Nobody can stand to see the sight of you anyway!” my friend Brian reenacted the ending minutes of his relationship with his boyfriend Rodger, “And then he was like Fuck you! And I said oh no, no, no, you […]
I was standing behind a woman wearing a fur coat in line at the drugstore recently. She was taking her time checking out and as a result, the line got longer. I got a glimpse of what was holding up the process. She was rustling through her enormous Hermes handbag with a diamond on […]