Can I just say: Who wants a fucking bandana?!

I just came across this ad for BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.  ”with bandana!”   The bandana made me not want to buy it.  What the fuck are you going to do with a bandana?  Re-enact scenes from the movie? And who’s the marketing genius behind that one.  ”I know!  Let’s give away bandanas with this tragic love story.” Weird. 

Can I just say: Leave Michael Phelps alone!

  Michael Phelps smoked weed.  So fucking what?   He’s 23! What do 23 year olds do?   They get drunk, stoned and fuck girls.   I’m not saying it’s right but Everyone does it and then we all grow up and move on.    Leave the kid alone for Christ’s sake! 

Can I just say: Sharon Osbourne is crazy!

 …and I love it.  E! News has confirmed that a police investigation has been launched after Sharon Osbourne allegedly attacked a contestant on the VH1 show Rock of Love: Charm School, scratching her face and pulling her hair during a reunion taping on Saturday.  Megan Hauserman, 26, pissed Osbourne off after commenting on camera that she [...]

Can I just say: Tom Cruise is crazy!

   Okay, who am I to judge anyone but… Australia’s Live News reports that Tom Cruise gave his friends, the Beckhams, a pretty weird Thanksgiving present-a wedding ceremony! According to the story, Cruise plans to hold a service next year where both families will vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.  What?  What that sounds like to [...]

Can I just say: Sarah Palin is just plain stupid.

Just look at this picture.   This crazy bitch gets a witch doctor to ward off evil spirits.  Her husband belongs to some radical domestic terrorist group.  Her daughter is pregnant.  Her son is a thief.  He also snorts Oxycotton!  She doesn’t believe in evolution.  She doesn’t believe that the polar bear is on the [...]

Can I just say: It must be “Gay Day”!

What a weird day. Lindsay Lohan finally admits to having a romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson and Clay Aiken finally comes out of the closet.
I get the whole Lindsay Lohan thing. I mean she was just living her life and choosing not to comment on it. She was basically dating the ever [...]

Can I just say: People are sad!

I was listening to news coverage on the radio today talking to people about 9/11. One brilliant spokesperson from Chattanooga TN said that she was “still in shock and awe over it and I just came to pay tribute to all the troops that were lost on that day.”
Really?
Did we lose alot of troops [...]

Can I just say: This country is fucked up!

I am a little shocked at how our country is so eager to believe in spin.
John McCaine picked Sarah Palin as his running mate. At first I thought: She’s pretty. Good for him. Then I started reading about her career and I thought: This is gonna shoot him in the foot. [...]

Can I just say: The VMA’s sucked!

I hate to be an asshole…OK, I don’t mind it at all but this years VMA show was a little flat.
Speaking of flat, Rhianna was the opening act and I just have to say that she is the most non-singing singer I have ever heard. She makes Brittany Spears sound like Christina [...]

Can I just say: You know when it’s a weird day when…

OK so I’m reading the paper today and everone is talking about the potential vice president Sarah Palin. I love how Republicans can put a spin on anything. California Republican Party Chairman Ron Nehring said:“She cuts taxes and shoots moose. That’s Governor Palin” Meghan McCaine said about Palin’s 17 year old [...]