Come on people! What is the New York district attorney trying to prove by asking Mary Kate Olsen to testify about her knowledge about the drugs that ultimately killed Heath Ledger? Everyone knows that an ape can’t logically say anything of value in a court of law.
To my knowledge, and this […]
I just read that Pam Anderson reached out to help the needy and impoverished by breast feeding Somalia. God love her. She’s got a couple kids of her own but she’s still trying to help out others.
And she’s got the “tools” to do it!
It harkens back to when Sophia Lauren breast […]
I just heard that on a recent trip to the doctors, Mary Kate Olsen was tested for ovarian cancer and when the tests came back, they found that her DNA matched with the DNA of a Rhesus Monkey!
The good news is that she was healthy. Thank God! Because I heard that […]
I am here in Nassau in the Bahamas and it is a fucking crazy place! There is a serial killer that is targeting gay men and the papers call him the “Sissy Killer”! Can you believe that shit? I can’t. The public, the government and the local churches don’t care about […]
Ok. I saw SITC on opening night and I had to just offer up a simple observation: Fags and Chicks love this movie. Girls were decked out in skirts, gowns and heels to see a movie. I was impressed that anyone cares that much. I guess I’m an asshole after […]
In today’s METRO in the opinion section, the very bright and innovative Omar L. Branch has some sage advice on dealing with todays economy. He was quoted as saying:
“If you continue to be obedient to God by tithing 10 percent of your earnings and follow the biblical principals to financial prosperity, you will not […]
Ok. Has anyone seen the new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated ? I only saw a few minutes of it and I have to say it hooked me in. She is a big titted whore who openly and candidly talks about stealing Heather Locklear’s husband and various other slutty things. […]
Last Monday, Barbara Walters went on Oprah to hype her new book, talk about her insatiable cock lust and her disdain for fat people, Star Jones in particular.
What Barbara said was: Star was so fat she could barely walk on to the set of The View and that her breathing was so labored, that […]
I want to give a big shout out to Christine Hutchinson of Pittsburgh PA! That crazy bitch put her dead fetus in the freezer and just left it there. Someone came over looking for Tater Tots or Di J’orno Frozen Pizza but all they found was four pounds of frozen misfortune.
Now […]
I love Paula Abdul for just saying fuck it. I can get all fucked up on national television and aint no one gonna stop me. At least that’s how I saw it.
The other night on American Idol, Paula was judging Jason Castro after his first song of the night and seemed […]