Campers Beware

 

What’s the deal with all of the STD medication commercials being set in the woods or by the ocean? My theory is that the drug companies out there must know that you are 8 times more likely to contract an STD if you decide to do it in the woods or outside in general even if you use protection. And who are these couples in the commercials? Outdoorsy, healthy, recycle everything possible types? All I know is, I am glad my Aden woodsmen phase is officially over! No I think I’ll have the granola, hold the bad case of Chlamydia, thank you! Just know that if you decide to get busy with Bambi watching, you are not getting out of that with anything less than a rash. All this time I thought those people were itchy because they did not have a shower available for days at a time or a bad case chiggers!?!?   

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