Okay, who am I to judge anyone but… Australia’s Live News reports that Tom Cruise gave his friends, the Beckhams, a pretty weird Thanksgiving present-a wedding ceremony! According to the story, Cruise plans to hold a service next year where both families will vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.  What?  What that sounds like to me is:  David Beckham, I want to suck your cock.    I can’t help but think that David and Victoria are sitting in their living room, holding each other asking:  ”When does this shit end?”   When Tom gets to suck your husbands cock Vicky.  That’s when.  How weird. 

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