What a weird day. Lindsay Lohan finally admits to having a romantic relationship with Samantha Ronson and Clay Aiken finally comes out of the closet.

I get the whole Lindsay Lohan thing. I mean she was just living her life and choosing not to comment on it. She was basically dating the ever mannish Ronson and smiling away at the paparazzi.

Clay Aiken on the other hand was actually saying he was not gay which is a laugh. I love the guy’s voice but come on. He was about an inch short of pulling a dick out of his ass every time he spoke. To actually see him deny being gay was crazy.

I get it. Our country is filled with narrow minded idiots who would probably have chosen not to ever buy any albums from Mr. Aiken.

So now it’s official. Two new members of the club. Here’s to faggots and donut lickers every where.

One more thing: They actually look alike. I hope he dresses as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween.

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