08.08Ask Lola: about your gay boyfriend.
Lola
I have been dating a 25 year old man who I think is gay. We have never had sex. He loves mani-pedies and he has the best taste in home decor. The problem is that he is soooo much fun. He is a very funny guy and we always have a great time when we go out. He keeps asking me out. What should I do?
-Confused
Confused
I don’t want to sound condescending but, cut the shit. You clearly want a boyfriend…or at least someone who likes pussy…especially your pussy. Why would you prolong the inevitable when you already know it’s doomed to begin with. I can’t think of one great relationship that started with “I think he’s gay.” If you truly think he’s gay you should just tell him you think he’s a great guy but he should be sucking cock and you’re going to give him the freedom to do just that. You can just be friends.
But if you are on the fence, try this:
-Invite one of your faggiest friends to hang out and see if he picks up anything on his gaydar.
-Invite one of your hottest gay friends to hang out and try to fuck him (at least you’ll know).
-Invite all of your gay male friends over to hang out and see who can get him to suck their dick first. (Who doesn’t love party games?)
-Ask this guy if he ever watched YENTL.
-Ask him to eat your pussy. (This one is the clincher.)
It sounds like you two have a friendship already. Be open and one way or another it will work out. But don’t hold yourself back because you’re too chicken shit to ask for the truth. It will set you free. Best of luck.
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