Come on people! What is the New York district attorney trying to prove by asking Mary Kate Olsen to testify about her knowledge about the drugs that ultimately killed Heath Ledger? Everyone knows that an ape can’t logically say anything of value in a court of law.

To my knowledge, and this is just hearsay, Heath would buy her bananas and clean her cage. That’s all. To think that she would or could buy drugs is preposterous.

This all sounds suspiciously like Paris Hilton payed someone off in the DA’s office to make poor Mary Kate look bad.

It all smacks of racism…if you consider the Rhesus monkey to be another race. At the very least it’s bigotry and I for one am tired of this shit in our culture.

If this is the doing of Paris Hilton, she should be ashamed of herself. She of all people should know what it feels like to be shunned by “normal” people. Have you seen the size of her feet? Let’s just say that if she was covered with hair, she would have been put on display in the San Diego Zoo and labeled as Sasquatch years ago.

But maybe that’s it! maybe Paris actually is a sasquatch and doesn’t want to share the spot light with any other simians whatsoever.

Now that that’s solved, what’s going on with Mischa Barton?

Filed under: Can I just say:, Heath Leger, Mary Kate Olsen, monkeys, Paris Hilton