The Language of Love

 

I have only been single for about a year now after getting out of a six plus year relationship.  I would like to say I have dated two people after my break up but during my six year exclusion from the mating game the definitions have changed dramatically.  Even the word definition is a big no no [...]

Kitty the Stair Nazi

 
She knew it was Friday and tonight would be her first shift as a junior security guard at the stadium. This made Kitty almost giddy.  She was the youngest girl of four children and her entire life was riddled with other people bossing her around and having to defend herself when she felt the need [...]

Can I just say: Let’s kill all the animals!

In case you haven’t heard, the Bush administration wants to rewrite the Endangered Species Act to cut scientific review by independent experts out of the picture completely.Under the proposed new rules, dam and highway construction and other federal projects could proceed without delay if the agency in charge decides they would not harm vulnerable species.For [...]

Ask Lola: about your girlfriend’s bad habits.

Lola I started dating this amazing girl about two weeks ago. She is everything a guy could ask for except for one thing. We had sex for the first time last week and it was great but every time I have gone down on her since, she farts. At first I ignored it [...]

Ask Lola: about your gay boyfriend.

Lola
I have been dating a 25 year old man who I think is gay. We have never had sex. He loves mani-pedies and he has the best taste in home decor. The problem is that he is soooo much fun. He is a very funny guy and we always have a [...]

Can i just say: Monkeys can’t testify in a court of law!

Come on people! What is the New York district attorney trying to prove by asking Mary Kate Olsen to testify about her knowledge about the drugs that ultimately killed Heath Ledger? Everyone knows that an ape can’t logically say anything of value in a court of law.
To my knowledge, and this [...]