I am here in Nassau in the Bahamas and it is a fucking crazy place! There is a serial killer that is targeting gay men and the papers call him the “Sissy Killer”! Can you believe that shit? I can’t. The public, the government and the local churches don’t care about people getting murdered, to the point where they celebrate the killer by using funny names and joking about it.

I don’t know. Maybe I’m just weirded out because I’m from a civilized planet called New York. We tend to find and prosecute our murderers. This island with a population of 200,000 can’t seem to find this person nor do they have any leads. Oh well…

I saw this sign out here that read “Adulterers and homosexuals shall not enter thine kingdom. Signed God.”

God actually signed it. I guess they were right after all. Fags are going to burn in Hell.

I guess the Sissy Killer is on to something.

He should run for mayor…and then pass some legislation which would let all Bahamians stab homos in the street. It could be an effective way to limit the Godless heathens from taking over the world.

A Bahamian woman who is an “expert” on the homosexual named Mattie Nottage speaks on TV about her feild of expertise.

She claims that the average lifespan of the male homo is 42 years old. They are also trying to get to our children by recruiting them into the life of sin. Another previously unknown fact is that when a gay relationship ends, one of the gay men freaks out and will kill the other and this could possibly lead to a spree of killings.

Thank God for people like Mattie Nottage. She is going to set us all straight with her diligent research.

She is a true Bahamian. God love her and the sissy killer for helping do God’s bidding.

I think I have mis-judged the Bahamas.

I want to live there.

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