Can I just say: Pamela Anderson feeds the needy!

I just read that Pam Anderson reached out to help the needy and impoverished by breast feeding Somalia. God love her. She’s got a couple kids of her own but she’s still trying to help out others.
And she’s got the “tools” to do it!
It harkens back to when Sophia Lauren breast [...]

Can I just say: Mary Kate Olsen is a monkey!

I just heard that on a recent trip to the doctors, Mary Kate Olsen was tested for ovarian cancer and when the tests came back, they found that her DNA matched with the DNA of a Rhesus Monkey!
The good news is that she was healthy. Thank God! Because I heard that [...]

Can I just say: The Bahamas is a fucked up place!

I am here in Nassau in the Bahamas and it is a fucking crazy place! There is a serial killer that is targeting gay men and the papers call him the “Sissy Killer”! Can you believe that shit? I can’t. The public, the government and the local churches don’t care about [...]

Horray for Puppies and Kittens…and everyone else can suck it!

 

For the ten people who like to visit our site and read our rantings I would like to apologize for the slow down in material. We think this might have occurred due to the alien abduction we experienced recently. I was completely unaware that anal probing on those ships is followed by tequila shots and decent [...]

Horoscope June 1st – 7th

Horoscopes
 
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A very special Happy Birthday goes out to the beautiful and talented Liz Hamilton!!!! Liz, you are the wind beneath my wings!!
 Aries- The Ram
I know Carrie is your favorite from Sex and the City and I know you wanted to try dressing like her…that is exactly why that queen slapped [...]

Can I just say: Sex in the City is the number one movie!

Ok. I saw SITC on opening night and I had to just offer up a simple observation: Fags and Chicks love this movie. Girls were decked out in skirts, gowns and heels to see a movie. I was impressed that anyone cares that much. I guess I’m an asshole after [...]