Ok. Has anyone seen the new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated ? I only saw a few minutes of it and I have to say it hooked me in. She is a big titted whore who openly and candidly talks about stealing Heather Locklear’s husband and various other slutty things. I can’t blame her though. She has to be one of the most non-acting actresses in Hollywood. Her career is hanging on by a G-string. She is hot I guess, in a bulbous, inter galactic, cartoonish way. Use what you got, I say. (If I could be her for a week, she’d get her body back in tatters. For real.) But what makes the show interesting to me is how forthright she is about everything.

“Did I steal Heather’s husband? Yeah. I did it.”

Well alright for being able to have any healthy, red blooded man’s dick in your mouth and choosing to pick your best friend’s husband’s! Way to go Denise! Nothing complicated about it. “I’ll have THAT dick. Now!”

Look, I don’t know her so I shouldn’t judge her. And yet I am going to. I appreciate an insatiable cock lust. Honestly. Why not? I do have an issue with fucking up your friend’s marriage though. Why Ritchie Sambora? I’m sure countless men would literally stand in line to lick her pussy. But she had to say “Heather, I love you. I really do. Your my best friend. I just want to fuck your husband. That’s all. Can you understand?” Personally, if I was Heather Locklear, there would have been some female genital mutilation going on in the Richard’s household.

I guess I look at it as rather simple. You do not fuck your friend’s husband. Ever! Period.

The only thing complicated is understanding how Denise Richard’s has a career at all. But enough about that. Watch her show if for no other reason than to hear her say to her girlfriends, “I have a thing for bad boys with big dicks.”

Who doesn’t Denise? Who doesn’t?

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