Last Monday, Barbara Walters went on Oprah to hype her new book, talk about her insatiable cock lust and her disdain for fat people, Star Jones in particular.

What Barbara said was: Star was so fat she could barely walk on to the set of The View and that her breathing was so labored, that it was an issue for the sound team of the show. She also said that Star made the other ladies of The View lie to the audience because Jones was saying her wait loss was due to smaller portions and Pilates.

What I heard was: Star Jones is a fat cunt!

Jones went on the defensive last week, telling US Weekly: “It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.”

What I heard was: Barbara Walters is a shameless, old whore!

I love this shit. But I think the real question on everyone’s mind is “Who the hell would want to fuck Barbara Walters?”

Not me.

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