In today’s METRO in the opinion section, the very bright and innovative Omar L. Branch has some sage advice on dealing with todays economy. He was quoted as saying:
“If you continue to be obedient to God by tithing 10 percent of your earnings and follow the biblical principals to financial prosperity, you will not [...]
Ok. Has anyone seen the new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated ? I only saw a few minutes of it and I have to say it hooked me in. She is a big titted whore who openly and candidly talks about stealing Heather Locklear’s husband and various other slutty things. [...]
Horoscopes
Aries- The Ram
You know it’s been a rough night when the Hispanic construction workers refrain from sexually harassing you on the walk home the next day…
Taurus- The Bull
I know you thought it was funny to streak at the party the other night but after the fifth time you ran around the house in full swing, [...]
Last Monday, Barbara Walters went on Oprah to hype her new book, talk about her insatiable cock lust and her disdain for fat people, Star Jones in particular.
What Barbara said was: Star was so fat she could barely walk on to the set of The View and that her breathing was so labored, that [...]
I want to give a big shout out to Christine Hutchinson of Pittsburgh PA! That crazy bitch put her dead fetus in the freezer and just left it there. Someone came over looking for Tater Tots or Di J’orno Frozen Pizza but all they found was four pounds of frozen misfortune.
Now [...]
05.01Recipe of the Week
Greetings Again Kids!
If you have a hankering for sea food and don’t always know if you are acting like “yourself”, you might enjoy this week’s culinary snack. I call this recipe Dissociative Identity Disorder crab cakes or aka. Damn these crab cakes are splitting up my personality or aka. I can’t make up my mind about [...]
I love Paula Abdul for just saying fuck it. I can get all fucked up on national television and aint no one gonna stop me. At least that’s how I saw it.
The other night on American Idol, Paula was judging Jason Castro after his first song of the night and seemed [...]