Star Jones’ marriage to her “gay” husband is over. I feel bad for her. The poor thing really seemed to think he was the one, despite everyone and their sister screaming “HE’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Well no one knows what really happened but I’m pretty sure that her lack of a dick caused the split. That is usually the case when a woman marries a gay guy. Case in point: Dina Matos McGreevey. The only difference is that Dina watched her husband suck cock on numerous occasions. God love her!

On one hand you have to say “Didn’t she see it coming?” You almost feel she deserved it. But then, if you take a step back and really look at the situation, you can have sympathy for her.

Star Jones is a lawyer (and don’t think she’ll let you forget it!). She has always presented herself as an intelligent woman, mostly I believe, because that was her strong suit. She was once so morbidly obese that she was the brunt of many a joke. Then she meets this guy who will not only talk to her, but wants to marry her! To a fat girl with low self esteem, that’s a big deal. She probably felt like she would never meet the man of her dreams and so she grabbed that guy like a Little Debbie snack cake and held on tight. After the dust settled from her romantic and overtly public nuptials, she probably stopped and said “Are we ever going to consummate this marriage?” to which the reply was “Hell no bitch! You’re lucky I married you.”

Reality is a bitch. You can never say for sure why we make the fucked up decisions in our lives but I guess you have to chalk it up to experience and move on.

Jones was quoted as saying “I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”

I hope so Star. I hope so.

The lesson is that no matter what, if you do not have a dick, never, ever marry a gay man. Period. So don’t fool yourself. Losing 350 pounds won’t change him. And Victoria Secret lingerie will only enrage him. The only thing that will appease a gay man is a big, fat, cock.

Ladies, write that down and spread the word.

Because no one wants to end up like Star Jones Reynolds.

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