Clearly all the good causes are taken right now so Madonna has chosen one that I feel is very worthy. Fuck sickle cell anemia and breast cancer! More people ought to be coming to the defense of Tom Cruise.

When asked by reporters how she felt about Tom Cruise being a Scientologist, the material mom said “I don’t care if people worship turtles or frogs… if they’re good people that’s all I care about, and he is a good person.”

But wait. It gets better.

She also went on to add, “I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal.”

Wait a minute. What?!

Of course! Because there is a direct correlation to orphaned children in an impoverished African nation and a one man Hollywood corporation who believes in spacemen living inside all of us. I never even saw it before.

Thanks Madonna!

Does this mean that she’s going to adopt his crazy ass? You know her son Rocco hopes so. At least he’d have someone his own size to play with.

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