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Aries - The Ram
Nice job with your hair…looks like someone has been drinking in the middle of the afternoon again.
Taurus - The Bull
It’s time to start putting down people that you feel you are superior to. I know it feels good right?!
Gemini- The Twins
Both bestest […]
I was recently watching the boob tube when a linty of diet programs came on. I looked at the people giving their testimonials and thought, some of these people could stand to lose a few more pounds. When you hear people who have been successful on a diet say things like “I finally have a waistline […]
Cardinal Edward Egan made a public announcement slamming New York’s ex mayor Rudy Giuliani for receiving communion during the pope’s visit, because of Rudy’s stance on abortion rights. Apparently Giuliani made an agreement not to take part in receiving communion when he was mayor.
Are you kidding?
Egan went on to say that he is […]
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Aries - Ram
Spring has sprung my little friend and by the looks of it so has your little friend…better cover that with a notebook or say you are fond of putting tropical fruit in your pocket.
Taurus - The Bull
Good news, masturbation prevents prostate cancer. You might knock your arm out of the socket but prostate […]
Star Jones’ marriage to her “gay” husband is over. I feel bad for her. The poor thing really seemed to think he was the one, despite everyone and their sister screaming “HE’S GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Well no one knows what really happened but I’m pretty sure that her lack of a dick caused the […]
Clearly all the good causes are taken right now so Madonna has chosen one that I feel is very worthy. Fuck sickle cell anemia and breast cancer! More people ought to be coming to the defense of Tom Cruise.
When asked by reporters how she felt about Tom Cruise being a Scientologist, the material […]
Minnie anxiously arrived at work on Monday, it was her first month as the Assistant Coordinator Supervisor to the Executive Assistant Head of Supervising who reported to the Tier One Head of Supervising. She went through her daily routine arranging her desk so everything was in its place. She often pictured the cleaning people carelessly moving […]
For real. The New York Post printed an article in their Post Opinion section called “Tea With Terrorists”, slamming the ex president for meeting with Hamas head honcho Khaled Meshaal. Technically it is an opinion but it is not MINE, and that is where I feel they have crossed the line. Read […]
Greetings!
This week’s recipe is in honor of a little holiday we at CS are very fond of, 4.20. So for those of you that enjoy cartoons, complex carbs and really pretty colors you might enjoy the following recipe.
I like to call this one “Dude, these brownies are dope!”
What you will need:
Brownie mix
an egg
vegetable oil
water
Fiber(Some of […]
OK. I’m not going to shit on the pope again but I just want to bring attention to something that I find disturbing. The pope came to visit the US last week and it cost roughly 3.3 million dollars PER CITY. Holy pedophyles! Now I know he’s the pope and […]