I honestly don’t know what to say. Every post I have written has been about sex. It’s not that I’m some pervert who obsesses over other people’s sex lives…at least that’s what I keep telling myself. Seriously, today I woke up and said to myself “Self, I am not going to write about sex today.” Then I read the paper and see that Governor David Paterson says he fucked “numerous women”, not the one affair we thought yesterday. Numerous! Wow. He gets more impressive by the minute. Next he’ll admit to fucking Angelina Jolie and that Zahira (However you spell it) is actually his baby. He really will take over the world and enslave Karl Rove to do his bidding. As it should be. That said, I can’t really say another word. The man likes pussy and he’s not afraid to tell you…in front of his wife no less. God love him.

In other news today, or yesterday, Heather Mills got 58 million bucks for divorcing Paul McCartney. That is alot of money. That’s $11,600,000.00 a toe to be exact. Not bad for a one legged gold digger. It’s funny how things turn out different than you expect. When he married her, I for one was like “Huh?” But then I thought “He really sees the beauty and goodness in her. That’s real love. They’ll last forever.” Plus I figured where is she going? She’s got one leg. Now, as this story unfolds, it looks like she orchestrated the whole thing. That is some crazy shit. I know I sound like an asshole but c’mon. Doesn’t everyone in their deepest of secret places think that she should be so lucky? I’m not afraid to admit it. I’m wrong as hell but I’ll admit it.

And I love how they always refer to her as an ex-model. Have you actually seen her “modelling” pictures? I’m not going to post them in here but check them out on line. Full frontal, bush, tits, real high art. Not to be confused with Cindy Crawford. Model or not, honey, those days are gone. Now she’s a one legged divorce’ who lost a dance contest. Correction: A rich, one legged divorce’ who lost a dance contest. But you can’t hold it against her too much. You can, but you’d just be a jeaalous fuck because it wasn’t you. She hopped onto the scene (literally) and became an international celebrity. Everyone knows who she is…and what she is (it’s a double edged sword). But who woulda thunk it?

She is the female equivelant to David Paterson, except that he actually worked for what he has. Ahh to live in a world of only opportunities and never an obstacle. They both have much to teach us all. When you hear people these days bitch about stupid shit, think about the blind governor of New York who bangs “numerous” women or who Stella McCartney likes to refer to as the one legged anti-Christ. All odds against them and still, they come out on top…depending on who’s on bottom. Interesting.

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