The Cocksandwich.net weekly chicken sandwich recipe:

 

Chickens were once thought to be the “bad asses” of the bird kingdom. Now scientists are finding new evidence that disproves that theory. Now they are saying that chickens are the “idea guys” of the bird kingdom. 

None of this has anything to do with this week’s recipe. This week’s recipe is for the broken hearted out there. Nothing sooths unrequited love quite like a chicken sandwich and a fifth of vodka. I like to call this recipe “He/She never called the next day and now I have a rash chicken sandwich deluxe”.

What you will need:  

• Chicken breast cut into strips
• A sandwich bun
•  ½ cup of sliced mushrooms
• 1 slice of Swiss cheese
• Two slices of red onion or onion
• One table spoon of Worestershire sauce
• A fifth of Vodka 
• Freshly rolled doobie
• Highball glass
•  club soda  
• A book of matches
• Angry chick music
• Toothpicks
• Chick flick 

Put on the angry chick music. Take doobie light’er up and take two drags. Save what is left for the next time you have to visit your parents. You are now ready to cook!  

Take chicken breast slice into tenders and brown in Pam coated frying pan. After chicken is browned and fully cooked remove from pan. Add onions to same pan until brown then add mushrooms, let them cook with a little bit of water until mushrooms are soft. Add Worestershire salt and pepper to onions and mushrooms. Then place chicken back into pan with mushrooms and onions until the chicken is coated. Place chicken mixture onto toasted bun and top with slice of Swiss cheese.  Preheat oven to 150 and heat entire sandwich until cheese looks a little melted.  Cut sandwich into 8 halves placing toothpicks through the centers to hold everything together. Eat like appetizers. Take highball glass fill with ice, vodka, club soda, lime (just cause you’re bummed does not mean you should avoid garnishing your drink) repeat as necessary.

Resist the urge to call the person who put you in this state. I’m no therapist but I have learned in the past that if you really want to get someone’s attention, nothing says you hurt my feelings like burning down their house.  Best of luck and hope you have fun with this one!

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