Can I just say: Madonna ruins everything!

This might not seem like a big deal to some but to me it is cataclysmic! Rumor has it that Madonna wants to star in a remake of Casablanca! She and her representatives have been shopping the project around, an anonymous Hollywood source told Showbizspy.com. “The reception has been luke warm to […]

Purple State: Remy Ma shows remorse

I watched Scarface when it first came out, and I loved it, but I knew it was a movie. When I went back to school I imitated the accent and recited the lines, but I didn’t go out and buy a white suit with a black silk shirt and begin snorting cocaine off of the […]

Can I just say: Playgirl wants Elliot Spitzer!

I just heard that Playgirl is offering Elliot Spitzer alot of money to pose nude! You know he won’t do it but his career’s over. Why not? I would buy that issue out of sheer curiosity.
I still can’t get my head around the whole “I want to keep my socks on.” […]

Can I just say: American Idol sucks!

OK I’m almost ashamed to admit it but American Idol has been one of my favorite shows since it started. I am an adult man but when it comes to that show I’m a 14 year old girl. That said, this year sucks. What bothers me most is that all these kids […]

Horoscopes March 30th-April 5th

Horoscopes
Celebrity Birthdays of the Week!

Mike Novilla- April 1 - I think this picture says it all Happy Birthday sunshine!
Aries - The Ram
I think Jesus might hate you…no reason in particular just a hunch… 
 Taurus- The Bull
You might want to stuff those feelings way down deep inside. No one wants to see you cry, seriously, it’s gross when snot […]

Recipe of the Week

 
This week’s recipe is in honor of the latest American Idol to be voted off the show, Chikezie.  I don’t watch the show much. However, the last time I had it on I heard Chikezie’s name and immediately got hungry. So I have put together a evening/recipe for fun! I like to call “Chikezie nacho surprise and drinking […]

Purple State: Hillary Clinton’s story time

I remember when I was in the first gulf war. The Iraqi artillery fire was walking down on our location, My humvee had been capsized by a land mine, and my best friend Sgt. Attaway was pinned beneath the vehicle. Oh yeah, he was also paralyzed…and about to be attacked by a deadly desert scorpion. […]

Can I just say: Good luck Jack Kevorkian!

Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian announced that he intends to run for congress as an independant. OK… There is really nothing I can add to this except “Good luck Jack!”.

Can I just say: What a triumph Britney!!

All yesterday and today I kept hearing about Britney Spears’ guest spot on “How I met your mother”. E News actually captioned their coverage of it as “Brittany’s triumph”. Triumph? They actually used the word triumph. I’m sorry but did I miss the coverage of her getting her kids back? […]

Ask Lolo Falanna: Bark is worse than the bite

Hello, It’s me, Lolo Falana, full of fire and ready to help you see the light! Got a problem? Well share your pain with the world. Send momma your dirty drawz, and I’ll help you shout them stains out! I hold a P.H.D in reality, and I only speak the truth.
What’s your issue?
“Dear Lolo, My […]